In case you can't tell by reading the content of this review, I was attempting to express humor.
These beads are perfect for mind control, July 25, 2012
When my minion of mind control slaves hold these beads they know that they are fully under my control.
The beautiful black agate stone is a perfect representation of the "Great Mystery" and depth of control I have over their minds. As they hold these beads and recite the secret mantra that I give them they become more firmly attuned to my will.... And they become happier and happier and more satisfied with their life than ever before.
If you are considering using meditation to bring your mind to a single focus and link that for to a common purpose these beads are ideal.
You may not be able to achieve the spoon bending quality of focus that I can instill in you but you will have the meditation beads that others use as my gift.
Dantalion Jones
Author of Lots of books on Mind Control
~ Dantalion Jones
These beads are perfect for mind control, 
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This review is from: 8mm 108 Black Agate Beads Buddhist Prayer Mala Necklace (Jewelry)
I love these beads.When my minion of mind control slaves hold these beads they know that they are fully under my control.
The beautiful black agate stone is a perfect representation of the "Great Mystery" and depth of control I have over their minds. As they hold these beads and recite the secret mantra that I give them they become more firmly attuned to my will.... And they become happier and happier and more satisfied with their life than ever before.
If you are considering using meditation to bring your mind to a single focus and link that for to a common purpose these beads are ideal.
You may not be able to achieve the spoon bending quality of focus that I can instill in you but you will have the meditation beads that others use as my gift.
Dantalion Jones
Author of Lots of books on Mind Control
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