Email from A Jehovahs Witness

Dantalion Jones: I personally love responding to these types of emails because I like to let them know we're on the same side... the DARK side!

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| Hello Mr. Jones,
|
| I am a Jehovah Witness and I don't appreciate you referring to my
| spiritual group as a cult. Your ignorance is going to cause you to feel the
| wrath of God. Repent or look forward to your day of punishment.
|
| Susan Miller

Email #1

Relax. We are unknowingly on the same side.
Your group - Jehovah Witness - is doing great work to bring about the New World Order.

The Watchtowers is a veiled reference to magician John Dee's work at conjuring spirits.

Soon, by your hand, the Great One will reign.

Praise Him!

Dantalion
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Email #2

| Mr. Jones,
|
| You are a no good heathen. My religion has nothing to do
| with conjuring spirits and is not associated with witchcraft.

Susan! :-)

Of course. There is no way the hierarchy of your religion would want you to know that.
John Dees Watchtower/Enochian magic is only practiced by the highest order of JWs.
None, of the "door knockers" of the your great cult would benefit to know that. Just as a general has no reason to share strategy with his troops so too do the JW rulers have no reason to give the money makers of the group reason to think.

Thinking is highly overrated in cults. Faith is better than knowledge and reason.

| Jehovah is going to punish you for your evil deeds. I warned
| you and you didn't take heed. I look forward to the day
| when Jehovah punishes you. That day is coming very soon.

I give you only my love and thanks yet you are filled with curses and scorn.
Do you SEE what your Jehova is doing to you? The anger that eats at you ... so angry that you must respond to me. You could ignore me and go on ... yet you do not.

Turn yourself away from hate and fear. Do you FEEL how it has already hurt you? You are compelled to write me!

Please, Susan, I think you get me wrong. I LOVE cults like yours. They are the true opiate of the masses. After The Great One comes to reign we will all be in our place.

We each have done our part, you by keeping the people blind from seeing and me by opening the door to a New World Order.

There is a way to know what I'm saying is true. It is true because the more you cast at me your bile and curse the more it gives me Joyful fuel for my blog.

Susan, these are wonderful exchanges and my blog readers are responding with joy to them and it is all because of you.

Warmly and With Gratitude,
Dantalion Jones

| Susan Miller

EMail #3


| Keep on making mockery of my spiritual organization.
| Your home will soon be a hot and fiery place called hell.
| Jehovah is going to punish you because you are an evil
| person and evil must be punished. You chose not to repent
| and Jehovah is not going to have any compassion for your
| soul. You chose to become a helper of the devil and have
| become like one of the fallen angels. You will spend an
| eternity in hell's fire.You just wait and see.

Susan,

I show you my LOVE and AFFECTION and you show only wrath.

Again, I offer you the opportunity to NOT respond to me
but your anger and pride are blinding you. You MUST
respond. You MUST reply. You MUST be my angry slave.
Your next responce WILL happen. We both know you cannot
resist me.

As you hit REPLY you are fighting with yourself. You could walk
away... or yield to your own prideful wrath.

You are now trapped in a cycle of anger. I offer you no curse
only the chance to accept love and you cannot accept it.

There is nothing you can say or do that can affect me.
While I will sleep with angels tonight this email will return to you
for another fitful night.

Yet you are angered and defensive.

I say again, JW is doing GREAT work! Give up your anger.
It will only injure you.

With Great Love in His Name,

Dantalion

PS, I know how eagerly you look forward to these emails.
I did a search using your email address and found your posts
to transexual forums. Do you waist your time there as well
as with me?

2 comments:

  1. Brought me a morning grin albeit an amusing fiction. For it to be more convincing, consider researching the religion/cult core beliefs beforehand ;)

    (Case in point: they don't believe in hell as a fiery punishment for the unrepentant)

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  2. Glad you're amused.
    Seriously, there was nothing fictitious about the emails. Believe it or not.

    I do get a few crazies... who enjoy going to the wasted effort of email me.

    Dantalion

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